I'd pay for that paintjob, like, right f-ing now. But the face buttons are a different story. I like my buttons to stay "stock".

"Windows 8, and Metro especially, is a mobile phone OS"

We are, aren't we? hah! .... As long as everything goes as planned, of course, and the infection rate doesn't get out of h—

Just so you know... this is how it starts.

Maybe I'm a Technology dinosaur... but I'm so freaking and frustratingly LOST... I don't even know if I can keep commenting. :/

Chocolates and controllers DON'T mix... How much time do you think they stay "refrigerated" ? :P

Yes, but I don't let go of the controller long enough to pick one of those and eat :/

I'm sorry, but I do NOT eat while I game... I just can't. I'd rather starve than stain my gamepads with some snack, or whatever.

Damn, I know I'm going straight to hell for this, but I have to admit I laughed my *** off. It's not that much the joke as the combination of it and the face of the adorable old geezer. Kudos.

A faceless hero can turn into a character with a face, as long as they know how to do it. The reason for Master chief having no face is to attach the player to the symbol, not the man. A story made for a movie, as you and NoelVeiga pointed out, need the human part, and it can be written in a way it doesn't affect…

Genius.. I bow before you. Well played, sir. +heart

Yeah, it was because there was no face...

Kudos for quoting Janosz :P

I'm really sorry for your loss, Mike. I know this is something you don't care about or wanna read right now, but some times similar stories help to ease the pain.

Add another one to the list: Sapphire ATi HD 5770 1GB can do 44.7FPS average. All details maxed but no Antialiasing at all (it mercilessly eats all up tha VRAM and beyond) it's... surprisingly playable. I must admit I'm delighted, the game is perfectly optimized.

So much win in a single comment. Yes, I'm using "Winning" in a Charlie Sheen-related comment. Biwinning.

Yay! Microsoft won E3! .... oh, wait.

I quoted the article :)

About the judging part, mostly, as you may assume by the "Haha" preceeding that part.