This is NOT your father’s Oldsmobile!

“Yeah! Fuck you, bridge! Your reign of terror is over! DOH!”

LX470.

Ah, Range Rovers. Just the thing for a nice sunny summer drive because the heater, headlights and wipers won’t work. But then again, you’ll usually avoid those small aggravations because the damn thing won’t be able to make to the end of your driveway without breaking down in some spectacular fashion.

Honestly...do you even have to ask?

Hey guys...get a load of Jimmy Neutron here! While you’re at it, howzabout putting in some kind of “science box” that plays music or traffic reports WITHOUT WIRES!

I have a bone-stock 2002 LX470 and it’s the best damn vehicle I’ve owned. I’ve done some pretty decent off-road stuff with it. I would buy this in a heartbeat.

I feel better.  I’ve only got six Craigslist cars.

Oh yes...by all means, let me buy a fishy-titled “cheap” BMW. I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong.

It looks like the place where the Woodsmen in Twin Peaks live.

Baby Hutt! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

I said Jimmy Carter Era. 1977 was in the thick of it. I was there, it was absolute shit. I never said that Jimmy was at Ford designing the crap.

These things are the epitome of Jimmy Carter Era EPA Emission’s Performance Castration. For a novelty or trip down Late Boomer/Early Gen-X Memory Lane there are far better ways to spend 19 grand.

Are they racist, or does your content just suck?

I have a feeling some of those battery range figures are...massaged just a wee bit.

I had a 1984 733i and loved the hell out that thing until a soccer mom ran a red light and T-boned it. I really wanted a 635 back then but couldn’t find one.

First time I encountered this was on my LX470. All windows auto-down AND auto auto-up. Frikken great! I get in a different car that doesn’t have it and I feel cheated.

Hell no. They probably had to tow the damn thing to a photogenic location.

Well, it’s not something you’re going to find 800 copies of at your next Cars & Coffee meet.

“You came in that thing?”