Oh boy! A slightly better camera and new Emojis! Only $1,200!

If they couldn’t be arsed to clean the damn thing out for pictures, then they probably let a host of other things slide.  Pass on this one.

“Hey! There’s a service that a lot of people want and a lot of people who wish to provide it. We gotta stop that shit right now!”

No, it’s 12 years until they pull another number out of their ass. 

Ok...this is shaping a hell of a lot better than I expected, and my expectations were pretty high to begin with.

OK...I’m in.

I have one of them.  I didn’t want to drive the old SAAB convertible through another rainy Seattle winter so I grabbed a RX300.  Liked it so much, I went and bought an LX470 (Toyota Landcruiser) and now I never want to drive anything else.  Long story short, at least one RX300 is in my backyard.

Nope. If I’m going to shell out seven grand, on a Four-by-Ford it’s either going to a full size Bronco or an Expedition. Maybe an Explorer, but the Bronco II has never pushed the button for me.

Bronco all damn day. I’ve had three of them. They are the only American vehicles I’ve ever owned except for an Explorer. I’d still be driving one now except I’m an old fart who wants a little more comfort and luxury so I drive a 100 series Landcruiser.

Renault Flugelhorn.

Does nobody remember that he cut a deal to get Gilead to donate the anti-HIV drug PrEP or did they not cover that on Maddow?

It sounds like an average Colbert monologue talking about Republicans.

You are going to have a really hard time if you ever leave campus.

“Neo-Fascist rally”  It’s shit like this that makes it impossible to take you seriously.

I remember a commercial about it where Lee Iacocca said “It ain’t cheap, but neither is caviar!”.

Well, I’m going to be singing that Union Pacific song all day now.

Is this really that hard for people to understand? Wait until one of these Earth-Saving snitches gets some wilted lettuce on their fifty dollar vegi-burger.

Has anybody ever won in any of these suits against a famous celebrity?

Is Deniro playing a late-night TV host? He looked like Rupert Pupkin from King Of Comedy.

No.  Hell no.  Absolutely not.  Never in a hundred years.