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For a half-second there, I thought that I had been spelling “trailer” wrong all my life.

It’s not all MAGA folks doing this. Do a search for “Moorish Citizen Fail”. It’s the same basic concept except they pretend to be a citizen of some fictional country and thus exempt from US traffic laws.

Remind me...why did you get rid of the LX470 to get this?

Only one thing worse than missing out on getting a cheap Maserati...actually GETTING the cheap Maserati.

My first car was a VW Rabbit, so I totally LOVED this ad campaign.

I was a meetup for a YouTube channel on Jeep XJs last November and I was the only Lexus there (LX470). They are a lot more capable than people realize.

Get ready for ten dollar a gallon gas.

SIMPSON!

You want to start The Healing? Stop calling anybody who voted for Trump a Nazi and an “Insurrectionist” for daring to ask any questions about the election.

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Just use a panic-face emoji and a dollar sign. 

PB Blaster and JB Weld. The classics are classics for a reason.

I must confess that I have a soft spot for 4x4 car/truck conversions.

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4X4 ads need to be simple and visual. Show the car in snow or ice spinning its back wheels...flip the 4X4 switch and show it driving past the other dumb suckers with all four of its wheels turning securely. This ad did not properly show the benefits and advantages of the 4X4 system.

Or, you can just toss in a couple of tennis balls.

Or, you can just toss in a couple of tennis balls.

It’s neat I guess but I can find a lot neater for 18K

Bah! What a bunch of folderol. Just give it a quick once-over with a handful of Armor All wipes.

You might as well be munchin’ on the sun!

Unsold at any speed.