Forty Nine Thousand Dollars. This had better have a Baggie full of diamonds in the trunk for that price.

Mistakes were made.

It’s a decent deal without the J.C. Whitney accessories.

Am I the only guy who thinks that being under a weighted blanked sounds like a punishment?

Am I the only guy who thinks that being under a weighted blanked sounds like a punishment?

A used Tesla Roadster is going for $50,000 to $80,000. You really think this publicity is worth less than that?

Some say that he’s a Rocket Man and that he knows if there’s Life On Mars. All we know is that he’s not called The Stig!

I thought they put the car on a trailer and and just towed it while filming.

Hate to say it, but the more “liberal” the government, the more restrictive they are with personal property.

(Looks at the front) No. Looks too “Barbie’s Dreamhouse” for my taste.

Where?

That’s a lot of car for two grand. Even with the pea-soup interior, I’d go for it.

People implore them to spend the money, but they’re kinda Flinty.

The 12 year old me thinks this is the cat’s ass! The old man me thinks it’s just ass.

Maybe he should have repeatedly yelled “WORLDSTAR!!”. That seems to make every video YouTube-friendly.

Maybe the kidneys look funky because angle of the shadows are throwing off the perspective.

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

Well, shit.

No. Next question?

Oh yeah. Learned to love these with my old SAAB 900. I really don’t want a car without a rump-roaster ever again.

THIS! IS! SPARKY!