I wonder how effective that roll-cage will be when the next owner flips it ten minutes after getting the keys.

Hell, for 600$, I’d park it in the backyard as a lawn decoration if I lost interest in fixing it up.

That’s nice. Do they have plans to clean up all the poop from the monkeys that will be flying out of their asses before this gets off the drawing board?

No. It’s not a bad car, but it just doesn’t click with me. For some reason, these have never said “Thunderbird” to me. It just looks like it’s trying to be something that it isn’t. Like a short skinny guy wearing a leather jacket and riding a motorcycle trying to be The Fonz. No

Lucas Electrics? Just the the thing for a drive on a sunny day...because the headlights, wipers and heater won’t work.

A Buick Regal?

“Nice car. How much?”

Why the hell do the seats have those little spine aggravators in the middle of the backrest? Other than that, it looks pretty good if a little rough. Who doesn’t want a truck with a stove, sink and refrigerator?

Sorry, no. That looks like a “custom” mod job from Skippy The MAACO Bodywork Guy.

We found a disgruntled customer, therefore Hennessey cannot break 300 MPH.

(Jumps out of plane)

Sedate sedan?

Well, thank God he wasn’t carrying! If he would have been packing, he would have most likely showed up and said “Cor! Blimey! Never mind the bollocks!” and started firing blindly in all directions resulting in massive casualties. In fact, it’s highly probable that an errant bullet could have traveled all the way to…

You should be slapped for even showing us this....thing!

Damn, you peopel are really out of material, aren’t you?

No. I’d rather spend the money on booze. Sure, I wouldn’t have a cool Fiero if I did that...but I wouldn’t if I had bought it either.

Hypoglycemic reaction?

Sinking even before they finish the keel.

It ain’t looking too good down on the ol’Double F Ranch.

Fuck yes. Wrap it up, I’ll take it.