The 12 year old me thinks this is the cat’s ass! The old man me thinks it’s just ass.

Maybe he should have repeatedly yelled “WORLDSTAR!!”. That seems to make every video YouTube-friendly.

Maybe the kidneys look funky because angle of the shadows are throwing off the perspective.

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

Well, shit.

No. Next question?

Oh yeah. Learned to love these with my old SAAB 900. I really don’t want a car without a rump-roaster ever again.

THIS! IS! SPARKY!

I wonder how effective that roll-cage will be when the next owner flips it ten minutes after getting the keys.

Hell, for 600$, I’d park it in the backyard as a lawn decoration if I lost interest in fixing it up.

That’s nice. Do they have plans to clean up all the poop from the monkeys that will be flying out of their asses before this gets off the drawing board?

No. It’s not a bad car, but it just doesn’t click with me. For some reason, these have never said “Thunderbird” to me. It just looks like it’s trying to be something that it isn’t. Like a short skinny guy wearing a leather jacket and riding a motorcycle trying to be The Fonz. No

Lucas Electrics? Just the the thing for a drive on a sunny day...because the headlights, wipers and heater won’t work.

Hey, here’s a crazy idea MAKE THE GODDAMN BATTERIES USER-REPLACEABLE!

A Buick Regal?

“Nice car. How much?”

Why the hell do the seats have those little spine aggravators in the middle of the backrest? Other than that, it looks pretty good if a little rough. Who doesn’t want a truck with a stove, sink and refrigerator?

Sorry, no. That looks like a “custom” mod job from Skippy The MAACO Bodywork Guy.

We found a disgruntled customer, therefore Hennessey cannot break 300 MPH.

(Jumps out of plane)