Did somebody set out to make the most anti-Jalopnik car possible? if so, congrats, you fucking did it!

All them danglin’ wires are giving me the heebie jeebies.

It’s got an old York A/C self-oiling compressor. If you don’t want the A/C, you can use it for a sweet air compressor set up.

I had one of these...it was one of my all-time favorites. Built like a goddamn tank. A lady ran a red light and T-boned me in it. I still drove it and spent the insurance settlement on laser-eye surgery.

The first rule of Sleeper Club is that you don’t stick a buch of decals and placards indicating that it’s a sleeper.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

“For $4,950, this Pugeot”...Let me stop you right there.

Let’s just say that I’m not biting my nails in suspense over today’s vote.

That actually looks like some weird post Cold War Russian off-road experiment.

I have never been prouder to own a Volvo than at this moment.

That was my first thought. I bought a CO monitor before I took my first trip in mine. Propane stove/oven in a very small space can suck the oxygen out before you know it.

1000 Horsepower? I question that number. If he has created an engine that small that cranks out as much power as a V-12, that’s a bigger story than a flying platform.

Nice pun. Welcome to the club.

Or a VW Golf.

Sorry...no matter how rare and uniquely equipped it is, it’s still a 1978 Dodge Aspen.

LED bulbs are superior to the CFL in every way. I will never buy a CFL again.

LED bulbs are superior to the CFL in every way. I will never buy a CFL again.

I think I saw one at the recent arrival lot at the Seattle Tesla store. There were several Model S and X still in the white plastic wrapping in front. The sedans had the front “grille” uncovered, but one sedan’s front was covered and flat like the Model 3. It caught my attention because I knew the Model 3 wasn’t out…

La-AAAAAAAAY-DEEEEEEE!

I had a 1990 SAAB 900. Loved it, would love a ragtop turbo even more...but not $20,000 worth.

I like it. Screw y’all.