A lot of this depends on your age.

The 914 was the first sports car I ever rode in when I was a kid. My sister’s boyfriend got one and took me out for a spin. We went down a twisty residential street down by a lake. I have taken every car I have every owned down that same road all these years later and I still have not had as much fun as that 1976…

Favorite Leno car project? His 1000HP 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado.

The proper term is “bendiness”.

1948 Tucker.

What makes a short train

Absolutely. Share the “joy”, share the blame.

Apple ][c. I eventually added a second 5.25 external floppy drive, an upgraded “Zip Chip” CPU and a 12 volt car cord. I ran it in a small suitcase with a gel-cell battery and 5 inch Black and white TV. I still miss it.

You mean, the way Jimmy Carter does?

NP. I don’t even ride and I’m sold on it. I’d probably start for this.

My old Ford Explorer had a leaky oil pan. To fix it required removing the engine because it was blocked by the front axle. I never fixed it.

So...should a construction contractor hire a bunch of ditch diggers instead of buying a backhoe?

If I was in the market for a different car...I’d be all over this like a blue-assed baboon.

They aren’t going to kill Chewie. Joss Whedon is not directing.

I have a weakness for motorhomes. Especially ones that can go off road. That’s why I’m not impressed with those huge ultra expensive ones that will never leave the pavement. This baby works for me.

Fiat at the bottom. Please note the absence of gasps from the audience.

They must get their news from CNN.

No. It’s a Sedan DeVille without the “dan De” and that ain’t dandy.

Some say that after a six week drunken bender, his brain was replaced with a half liter of borscht. And that his dash cam can only play reruns of Starsky And Hutch. All we know is, they call him The Stooge!

Do you HAVE to “fix” it?