Ooh! Aaron Sorkin!

They see him rollin’, they hatin’

Yeah, it was called physical exhaustion.

If this stuff is so good, why isn’t the rest of the world using it?

Any particular reason they chose to make the laser orange?

I’m not grasping how he turned a round piece square.

When things are slow and life is seemingly boring
You can always go... Downtown
Though you might worry ‘bout the Bloods and their fury
Just stay on your toes... Downtown

Just listen to the music of the nearest ghetto blaster
The writing on the walls and sidewalk makes you run much faster
So much to lose

The lights are much…

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That’s the bastard that ripped me off on Three Card Monty!

Where ever this is, I’m going to fly there, buy this motherfucker and drive it home.

Hell yes. I’m in, baby!

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way...

“Frame damage”? Pass-a-dena. I do not want to find out just how bad that damage is when I test out the V-10.

Does it come in black?

11. The “Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Story Teller”. So far you’ve hit my rear view mirror twice, slapped my cheek, and bumped the steering wheel. Calm the fuck down.

Just a little too much $$$ Not exactly crack pipe, more like a six pack of PBR.

Perhaps you’d be happier at Tofu Town.

I'm pretty sure Clarkson's license photo is very similar.

Chicks dig it when you say "My MASERATI is in the shop." and with this baby, you'll be saying a lot.

Looks like he's beating a dead horse.