I'm sure it's a great car, but it just looks too...nouveau riche for me. Like a hillbilly with a winning Lotto ticket.

They Stuck It To The Man, man!

I can't tell if it needs a good spray job with paint or a flame thrower. That is usually not a good sign.

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Hmm...no. Out here when the drug gangs moved in, they all seemed to drive these body style GM cars. Crack pipe because of crack dealers.

I should...but I've embraced the Dark Side.

That's not a moon...

The cops were pretty far back for a hit with a handgun.

Blast my uncoordinated hands and my ape-like typing skills!

It's in fantastic shape and belongs in a museum. And the guy who put a $12,000 price tag on it belongs in a padded call.

That's a coincidence. I live in Lakewood and my first major trip was to Eastern Washington. It ran up Snoqualmie Pass just fine. In fact, I think that picture was taken at the parking lot near the Iron Horse Trail tunnel at Hyak. It did fine. No speed records were broken, but no tears of embarrassment or regret…

I brought the marshmallows, and don't call me Shirley.

Sure, 70 mph is easy, it just takes a while to get there. Mileage is pretty good. It's a 20R 4 cylinder engine. A lot better than a big V8.

Yes it is. Has a gas water heater, toilet, shower four burner stove with oven, 3 way fridge, gas furnace and sleeping for four and dining room table. it fits in a standard parking space and is no longer than a Suburban. Incredibly efficient use of space.

Better than you think. Mine has a 4 cylinder engine and a 4 speed and I blew through Snoqualmie Pass just fine.

I have a 1979 Dolphin and I fucking love it. It has a 20R engine that has slightly less horsepower than a chainsaw but it still gets around. Nothing like going exploring old logging roads and then cooking a pizza in the oven and having a cold beverage in the middle of nowhere and then sleeping it off. The new ones…

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