That's a little too niche.

I got a lot of joy out of this list, the kind where you praise our deer lord that someone out there understands...

I dont get it. If it was never Jeff Gordon driving, and every bit of that ad was fake, what's he getting you back for? Sounds like Pepsi just wanted to look good at your expense.

Maaan, you don't have to be in the guild to know Gravity had an awful script, though.

I don't live close enough to Canada to know how annoying they probably are about this kind of thing, and I have the crummy default of rooting for the US in the Olympics no matter what...
But come on, you just wouldn't see this kind of jubilation here. It'd have been just another notch. An "oh, did you hear? Yeah,…

I was away for the summer that Anchorman was out, and I never bothered to watch it since, so I can honestly say that I didn't know "stay classy" was an Anchorman thing until now. But yeah, fuck it.

I think I got a minor panic attack near the end when you summed up your injuries. Christ.

to the tune of Sweet Caroline:

PIZZA SHIRT

This is horrible. It's a wishlist, not a business meeting. there's no space here for "a little thing that can turn into anything"

What if you drink to unjam the anxiety-induced word-traffic in your head? Or what if you drink to allow yourself to be sad instead of soberly filing it as "expected disappointments for a chaotic and alienating place"?

Kid riffs on "It's Rainin' Men" in Gummo 2

"I don't think this office could handle how much more incredible I'd be if I didnt have my delicious burritos poisoning my heart and soul and holding me back. But you'll need those lean cuisines, it's for the best."

I work in a satellite building of a small government education center, so I have somehow managed to be an office worker but not deal with any of that bullshit. My other two co-workers are certainly a type of something, but it's not really bothersome, and they all leave 2 hours into my shift.

You're terrible music, if anyone is!

Two things that annoyed me about this: The actual track is great, and "brings in the cats" repeatedly. There was no need to loop it that awkwardly (though I guess its crudeness completes the nostalgia trip over this kind of thing).

I learned this when i was 9 years old and coming back to France. I just thought it was something I learned in the states and could pass off there, but I don't think I've been in a more heated situation after a round of Bumper Cars since.

Hahahahaha. Traveling! Yeah, that's still a thing. Putz.

The brain immediately went to the gif when I read "it will continue the series' ever-downward spiral since the nearly flawless original movie came out in 1988."

You have a contempt for people that you're not smart enough to earn. I wish you well.