"I don't think this office could handle how much more incredible I'd be if I didnt have my delicious burritos poisoning my heart and soul and holding me back. But you'll need those lean cuisines, it's for the best."

I work in a satellite building of a small government education center, so I have somehow managed to be an office worker but not deal with any of that bullshit. My other two co-workers are certainly a type of something, but it's not really bothersome, and they all leave 2 hours into my shift.

You're terrible music, if anyone is!

Two things that annoyed me about this: The actual track is great, and "brings in the cats" repeatedly. There was no need to loop it that awkwardly (though I guess its crudeness completes the nostalgia trip over this kind of thing).

I learned this when i was 9 years old and coming back to France. I just thought it was something I learned in the states and could pass off there, but I don't think I've been in a more heated situation after a round of Bumper Cars since.

Hahahahaha. Traveling! Yeah, that's still a thing. Putz.

The brain immediately went to the gif when I read "it will continue the series' ever-downward spiral since the nearly flawless original movie came out in 1988."

You have a contempt for people that you're not smart enough to earn. I wish you well.

finally saw this movie and had a lot of opposing feelings about it, but the closing sentences of this review are a perfect way to describe it

This actually looks intensely stupid next to a decent hourglass.

thank you