I said this in the award thread but here's a possible factor into why Lupita didn't win. Hollywood loooooooves when pretty white actresses play roles when they're brutalised and degraded and abused and the camera can linger lovingly over every moment of their exquisite suffering. Such acting craft. Very artistic…

Or maybe they're dirt poor and her sons wouldn't have a chance in hell of being able to go to school if they didn't have athletic scholarships.

This impression delivers.

Haha. Get back to me about this one after Thursday. My mother is a liberal witch who never doesn't wear seven layers of purple ruffles plus rainbow tie-dyed scarves to tie it all together and whose life was saved by Obamacare. My in-laws own twelve guns, live off-grid, and believe that the U.S. is officially a…

I want few things in life as intensely as I want Jenny McCarthy to suffer a spectacular public failure. It doesn't make up for her anti-vaccine advocacy — which has literally killed children — but I'll take my victories where I can.

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

You missed the point but ok.

If there is one thing that I am really over it's the constant images of black people being horrifically maimed and then murdered. I'm so over it and this point, i think it's just an image that white people derive a sick pleasure from. even in these so called "revenge fantasies" it's all these scores of black people…

@swedelove Warsan Shire is amazing - she was just named London's first Young Poet Laureate, actually -

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

"vaguely traumatic"? The hell, Doug Barry?

You know, Minnie Pearl never took off a stitch of clothing.

Meh. WBC is shit and full of crazies, but I don't get the point of wanking on their lawn. I'm old and like my activism sans "finger bangs".

Another dude born on third and thinks he hit a triple. Can we launch them all into space?

Didn't his dad like, kill a bunch of people?

Please please please please please please please can we talk about this?