Hopefully the south just burns clean this summer and we can start anew.

“I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.” — Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

He’s going to be in damn good shape from those years of rowing.

When my kid asks if Santa is real, I will tell him no, and soften the blow by pinning him down and farting on him. That’s also how that scene should have gone in Star Wars.

Psst... you can buy water with money, and if CA secedes the deadbeat states will be begging for the right to do so.

Golden. Why aren’t you writing these books instead?

Because furries wank to it.

It’s just the modern variant of a rich guy getting his kicks using his money to make a homeless guy sing for his supper. Compounded by mocking some poor brown people. Congrats pewdiepie, you are a hero to the nazis now.

Ooh, they shoulda voted I guess.

I’m into my 40s now and my characters are all still named Fart or Arse.

Call them elites or snobs or whatever else is trendy.... but the electoral college proportions mean that Californians barely count even as people in the USA. Why should they take that insult while carrying the economic weight of all the meth-addicted rube states?

Cuz we are damn busy.

Let’s Replicate the Canadian findings.

Nope, this shit is just unwatchable.

I don’t know, she seems like kind of a beech.

He didn’t actually explicitly deny it.

Huh, *maybe they should have voted after all*.

This, its hard to pity the pipeline protesters after their both sides bullshit during the election.

Still can’t duel other trainers? :/

Plot armor to the rescue!