I’ll consider it if they ever actually release the new Zelda on this system instead of just teasing it. Until then I honestly don’t care about any of this gimmicky hardware BS.

How that gibbering fucknut is a thing is beyond me.

Well duh, what did she think was going to happen?

What if the next update made anything about this seem like a pokemon game? You still can’t even challenge anyone.

So basically it’s still has nowhere near the games or features of a widely available emulator that everyone pretty much has already.

Hopefully you can tell which one is which in the mobile game.

It’s Fruitatta!

Yes, exactly. Which makes me wonder why in the title it is the *prisoners* who were blamed. They did exactly as they were instructed by RPI.

The lack of a y-axis label and units on that chart is very suspicious.

I’m fine with the more difficult captures, I never had a pokemon run away until the last patch, which really added to the tension I think.

These should be accompanied by pictures of the lavish, bribe-funded homes of the olympics committee members.

Yeah.

I have a few eggs finally, almost ready to hatch by walking.

The joke as always, is “fuck fuck fuckety-fuck fuck dicks”. Hilarious! :/

I can get to the server loading screen and the retry error screen part of the game, but nothing else. How do I evolve magikarp, do I reload or retry repeatedly until it evolves?

It’s less surprising that someone capture the white house than it is that someone’s pokemon GO server is actually up.

No way, we all know the key to a good horror game is being able to bunny hop around with auto-aim. Unlimited ammo too.

The one that turned into a pickle, yes. Duh.

So FFXV almost had a character you could tell apart from the rest of his road trip clone batch bros? Unthinkable!

He just found out that the DS3 poise stat does (nearly) nothing.