Yes, Tingle and Groose need to be characters in this.

EXACTLY.

Yeah I like this comic, and this is funny if you look at it in context. The "don't worry about what im doing..." sums up the problem in this entire story arc. If people are expecting a gag a day with this comic they will be disappointed. Sometimes it is, but others it is subtle or a slow burn.

It's served instead of an original joke or punch line in penny arcade for years, and look at where they are now.

DIOOOOOO!!!

Ugh, I just tried this game and the camera is a nightmare. All over the place except where you want to see.

Trust me, it's a circle jerk. A self-congratulatory cadre of some of the most insecure wannabes I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. If my experience is typical, match has their work cut out for them.

Don't worry, she will find something to complain about to keep the dough rolling in.

Yes, they need to do this already. It's so overdue.

Take your own advice then.

I think they should mention these are actually sponsored links.

That's a ninja turtle? It looks like Tyler Perry cross-dressing.

I'm enthused by the opening cinema here, not because it is particularly great, but because it actually feels like Wasteland as I remember it. Getting the spirit of the game right is a sort of nebulous thing.

Nothing they said would ever have satisfied the outrage machine, staying silent was their best option.

Ugh is there a way to turn the voiceover off?

The assassins in the ubisoft game look like a lot more work than those little blocks, to be fair. Also, it's impossible to make a female character that doesn't trigger the outrage reflex of career feminists. Too waify, too chesty, too demure, too bold, whatever it is it will be an outrage. So too much work is about…

He's right to complain it looks cluttered as hell, like a freaking potato chip bag. It looks like she is jumping into a pool full of urine and bird feathers.

So Nintendo is trying to cash in on someone else's idea, years too late for anyone to give a damn. Yay good job.

Scheduled for 2015 = "No one should bother buying a Wii until late 2015 or so."

If you mean they get power, wealth, and admiration, yes.