It's not a big deal to me either, variety is the spice of life as they say.

If a woman was the lead on this there would be endless griping from self-described feminists (male & female) going out of their way finding things wrong with the character design. "No, too thin! No, too fat! No cute butts! No big butts! No, boobs too small looks loli, no, boobs too big male power fantasy bla bla bla."

So an interesting female character has to have an ugly butt?

As fun an idea as this is, it still burns my soul to see someone adulterate an Old Rasputin. :(

This article has got to be some sort of deliberate trolling for a reaction. Yes, you can save lots of money when you are rich by foregoing some luxuries. Gee thanks.

That's some amazing cameltoe on matchstick. Nice work getting the buffalo shot featured so prominently, kotaku!

I like the run animation, it looks kind of like a Samurai-Jack/Fosters Gendy Tartakovsky run.

That's a cool idea. Does it include an option to dress cops up as rioters and instigate violence?

I'm surprised they found two people who play Rayman.

Pfft. This one is easy. You see the two round symbols on the top? You are supposed to press your butt on the pad.

Nobody wants to check fan-fiction, that is like checking your poop before you flush.

They probably bring him back as a Life-Model Decoy and have it be some big reveal halfway through the season.

Nerd = Fashion model with glasses on (see Chuck, this show, etc.)

Do you think Michael Bay has ever considered that the dynamics between the different transformers might be interesting? Maybe more interesting than a bunch of "relatable" human characters screaming at the top of their lungs the whole time?

EXACTLY. It's priced at what people will pay for it. If it's not, the price will come down until people do. Apparently SE is fine with their profits on this.

It's amazing how close you can get to all these NPCs with weapons drawn, does part of the story explain why everyone is deaf, dumb, and blind?

All scientists can afford these days are jeans and polo shirts.

Me too, and I found the Bill the Galactic Hero series in my early teens. My parents didn't realize how smutty those were so I was allowed to read them. Very formative. ;p

I really like the interconnectedness as well. I'd no doubt want to play the captain role, but I could see encouraging or seeking out friends with islands. Let's say that girlfriend is mad at her boyfriend though, can she sabotage his ship if it lands there? :D

What's really unsexy about this game is how the enemies don't react whatsoever to being hit. It's very strange and artificial to watch.