Let me check my calender.... Nope, no plans to be anywhere near Michigan anytime in 2014. Sorry guys.

Timeline corrected:

The bar has been raised.

Link to a forum thread by John Hennessey.

Today they are straight. Ten years ago they were not.

Jealous BS? No, I don't think so. I believe Hennessey got his reputation as a scam artist and ripoff for a good reason. It is well known he used to rip people off, take their money and sell parts off of their cars among other things. There is no jealousy about it- he is not a reputable tuner. Heffner or Lingenfelter…

Just to give you a quick 101 on Hennessey, read this article. I bet you won't find his shit so cool any more.

Ford brand. Toyota Motor Co. and GM will still outsell Ford by a huge amount in total vehicle sales across all their brands.

I remember the mileage fiasco. I just don't care. I didn't care then, and I don't care now.

The Tacoma is stale but it's not a bad truck for what it is. Like most of their lineup, it's not the best Toyota can do.

Rally is too, which is why "Rallycross" exists. It has all the excitement the energy drink crowd needs, while being short enough that the race ends before their short attention span ruins the fun.

The point of offroad racing is endurance. Sure, you can do Stadium Truck style races at XGames, but that's not what the Baja 1000 is about.

That's the Tacoma. The newer Rams are good trucks.

The only problem is there aren't really that many of us. I know Hardigree has like 7 different accounts to try and keep up page views and comment count, and I think him and Michael Ballaban are actually the same person. If you take out duplicates and the people whos cars aren't nearly reliable enough to drive on…

It's my responsibility as gif master to spread great gifs to those who deserve them. And you sir, earned one right here.

Getting towed sucks, but you know what else sucks? The new comment system. Implementing it makes this dog really sad. Please don't do it.

So it's like a cheap Porsche 911? It's a generic sports car everyone has, and its appeal is largely nostalgic but everyone has to admit it has impressive performance.

Guys, please don't change the comment system. You make this kitty sad.

Ford, if you want young people to buy your cars here's what to do.