I hope things work out for her. But more importantly, I hope that one day, through a wonderful twist of fate, she ends up in a position to be Matt Lauer's boss and she makes him beg for forgiveness on his belly.
MsWhatsit
MsWhatsit
POSTED BY MY MOM ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT:
"But I have a severe intolerance to farmed salmon!"
dang, yall. I can't compete with any of these. I'll just sit tight until there's a pissing contest regarding "weird places you peed" or "how you almost got caught with drugs in a foreign country."
I was a flower girl when I was 2 for my babysitter's daughter. They were terrified I was going to get stage fright and refuse to walk down the aisle. Before we started, someone put a little piece of tape on the altar so I would know where to stand. When the time came, I skipped down the aisle, dutifully found my piece…
Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…
They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.
Just love your kids.
My sister was a contestant on Jeopardy! this year. I sat through an entire day's worth of taping - five shows - and she was in the final show of the day (she lost to superstar Julia Collins). Alex does not interact with the contestants before the shows or after - it's just too many people! However, during taping…
"don't drink, don't dance and most definitely don't try to bond with your coworkers " True that.
I moved to Scotland in my mid 20's. So office parties, with people who like to drink, in an office which hires 16 year olds out of school, in a country where the drinking age is 16. Definitely a shit show. A hilarious,…
I only want to hear a man refer to my cunt as such if I am 100% certain that he will not refer to me as a cunt during an argument.
I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)
Hey I'm black, and I hear your sincerity so let's figure this out.
So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…
My pet peeve is misuse of apostrophes. Sorry.
Maybe he knows her well enough to know that famewhore is dream job, thereby making this fake job interview an actual job interview for reality TV.