the best, BEST reaction to my emergency c-section came from my best friend:

I was terrified of a C-section until I had it. I still feel like I missed out a little on the whole childbirth thing, especially when people get into the horror stories of it, but at the end of the day, giving birth naturally is just not an experience I'm going to have. Like how I'll never be an astronaut. Or a…

In middle school I got in fight with my best friend and we didn't speak for a month because I remarked that I didnt watch 7th Heaven because the dad gave me the creeps and I asked if they were catholic because he's for certain a funny uncle style priest. I need to give her a call

Weird story here.

Raven-Symoné looks like the coolest My Little Pony ever with that hair. Want.

One of my kids got lice at a slumber party and I didn't even know till I got a call from the school nurse to pick up my 3 infected children. I was less humiliated the time I slipped on ice and split my skirt up to my waist and in front of my crush and most of my high school.

I read this and thought about how terrible this kind of conspicuous consumerism is, and how that much money could have been better spent helping people, and then I realized I do the exact same thing with my consumerism, albeit on a lesser scale. We all do. Every dollar not spent on basic necessities and saving…

My mother's advice was that I should ride a few stallions before I pick one. I think she was slightly bummed when I married the only stallion I'd ever ridden.

We will continue to monitor the situation closely and support Adrian's fulfillment of his legal responsibilities throughout this process.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

If you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it, if you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it. Don't be mad that they ain't made a law of it, if you liked it then you shoulda passed the bill on it OH OH OH

The Colts don't need good PR for something Jim did. Jim has struggled with addiction to pain medication for years, but it doesn't affect how the community feels about the team.

I was visiting Rome and taking a bus with some friends when we started talking to a nun who couldn't have been older than 25. She was from Seattle, and had just gotten to Rome a few months before, so she was still acclimating, but knew her shit. We get to a stop, and a man snatches her backpack and tries to run off of…

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I read the entire Little House series and every night at the dinner table, would narrate to my family exactly what had happened in the chapter I read that day. So my family basically got the worst "book on tape" version of Little House ever. Sorry family!!

The camp that I worked at was essentially the same. Two counselors sleeping int he same room as a group of ~a dozen kids.

That is bad. I'm sorry for your loss. My dad was in chemo during my student teaching, and my lead teacher told the class one day, when I was with my dad at treatment, that Ms. Cocopop's dad was dying. These are third graders. Ugh. You don't do that.

I worked as an RA at a very large dormitory on a college campus. At around 1:00 in the morning one weekend right after classes have ended and a few days before finals start, I'm hanging out with my friends, who are also RAs. The RA on call (the person who gets to deal with any and all problems in the dorm that night)…

I used to work as a tour guide, and I am an opera-trained singer. As usual, one of my coworkers had tipped off this group that I would sing for them if they asked while on my tour. Well, the group asked and I obliged with an abridged version of the Ave Maria. By the way, this song was my go-to for this situation…

I know this is in the greys, so no one will see it, but it's a story that is 100% true and 1000% ridiculous.

So my first boss was Satan. He was the head of security at a popular chain store, and I was one of the uniformed security officers. (I was a 125 pound 18 year old girl. I did not cut an intimidating figure. To…