I used to be a cocktail server at a couple of comedy clubs in town. I had this job while I was a full time student and it was absolutely the perfect way to spend my free hours: getting a leetle (lot) drunk while making wads of cash, working with AMAZING servers and bar staff and TERRIBLE everyotherstaffposition. …

I was doing clinicals for my CNA training when this happened, so not necessarily a job, but close enough.

At my last job they decided to reseal the tar roof during work hours. The building was huge so this went on for over a week. They acted like we were being babies complaining about the smell. Then hot tar started dripping on my desk, and through a light fixture near the printer (where I also happened to be standing).…

I once worked at a pizza shop at a Colorado ski resort. There was a manager there who was pretty useless and had a serious power complex. One day, he was sending me home early. He said, "You can go home, Megan," and patted my ass twice.

I want you to know that I've read your viewpoint, considered it carefully, and come up with the following conclusion:

I don't know how true it is, but one of my favorite anecdotes to come out about him recently is that Aladdin was denied a Best Original Screenplay nomination because Williams ad-libbed so much of his part that it wasn't even recognizable.

Not shown from tape:

I suppose this is better than finding yourself in HR's office because you told Martha down the hall that she smells like feet.

Check your hem, your privilege is showing.

I'm so surprised that Angela acted like that! She seems so normal. Sigh...

Please take a moment to read the EPIC meltdown State Senator Mike Delph has been having on Twitter over the amendment's defeat.

Soo.....if it never happened, why in Allen v. Farrow (1994) did the Supreme Court judge that: 'our review of the record militates against a finding that Ms. Farrow fabricated the allegations without any basis. Unlike the court at IAS, we do not consider the conclusions reached by Doctors Coates and Schultz and by the…

I think you nailed it with your last sentence. Perhaps time to let go. I don't think you were wrong, but I would use this as an opportunity to consider completing L's transition from "someone" to "someone I no longer associate with." I hope that doesn't sound harsh, but I've followed some of your posts about L and for…

A friend of mine loves to tell this story at parties: "When I was 16 I asked my grandma to take me to get birth control. Grammy said 'can't get pregnant if you swallow and it's free'"

There are a few problems at play here:

Ha ha! I was dating a guy almost 20 years older than me and when he broke up with me (!) one of the things I said in defence of the age gap was "but, but Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen are still together" he as like "I don't know who they are". Seeing that picture now makes me realise he was probably doing me a…

This shit is ages old. It still boils down to: women should not have appetites. Women need to contain themselves, and be contained, in all aspects.

I don't like working for women. I also don't like working for men. I pretty much hate all bosses and have complete contempt for all forms of workplace authority. This is why I'd rather spend 100 hours filling out forms and pay dearly out the nose every year at tax time because being an independent contractor is the…

I don't watch Scandal, but this is freaking awesome. It's one of those moments when I wish TV were real life. I felt that way a lot about The West Wing, so it doesn't surprise me at all that this was written by some who worked on that show.

Ever since I saw an epic flower girl meltdown at my cousin's wedding (she vomited, turned on her heel, and ran the other way ... the flower girl, not my cousin), I have been completely unenthused by small children dressed up as miniature brides and grooms, walking down the aisle, holding chalkboard signs that say…