Who is that lady and why isn't she Christina Hendricks?

I love Kaley, but that dress is not great. The top is okay, but the length is just so awkward.

Holy shit!

Charlie Sheen is looking pretty rough these days . . . drugs are bad, m'kay?

I'm so disappointed in Jimmy Fallon right now!

Agreed!

Sadly, he never takes off his clothes.

I know, right? So unnecessary.

Agreed. I think it would be unfair to require that the girls still wear the uniforms to school on game days, since the sweatpants could be uncomfortably hot. But since wearing them seems to be optional, I don't see a problem.

Yeah, I was trying to figure out how that was the less offensive t-shirt . . .

I just hope he brings his little vanilla pudding wife along!

So what are the chances of HBO scoring Vin Diesel? Because that would be awesome.

I'm fairly certain I still have Girl Scout cookies in the freezer from last year. #fail

You think? I really enjoy reading Lord Voldemort's feed.

That's 10 Hail Mary's!

Yeah, the Britney/Beyonce thing was just awkward. Let Brit Brit have her moment!

I cannot stand this thanking God for winning a VMA crap. And now Bieber just upped the ante by making a point of thanking Jesus too. And while I'm at it, why am I supposed to care about Justin Bieber?!

Both seasons are on Netflix Instant Play!

And his moves are sick!

Don't forget the armadillo!