Do not show the Republicans this or Ronald Reagan will be running against Hillary in 2016.

She said "Who Dat!" I didn't think I could love her more than I already did, but now I do!

Your husband and my husband would get along just fine.

Sweetheart. Why do they have which expenses? Diapers? More food costs because of more people dependent on the same income? Health insurance? Medicine? A cell phone? Because that's the way the fucking world works. Babies shit and eat and they get ear infections and you need a phone so you can be a part of the…

This is why I am so glad I didn't have to take a job with a Catholic university. And why I got the implanon embedded in my arm when I was about to lose my health insurance. (Also, I just realized that whenever I read articles like this I find myself reflexively rubbing the arm where the implanon is implanted, it makes…

I'm not one of those "I was spanked and I'm fine!" people, I'm one of the "I was abused and it was called spanking" people. So I don't think this bill sounds perfect, but a legal definition of spanking that takes the belts, brushes, or other weapons out of the hands of the adult sounds like a step in the right…

Beautifully put. One minor bone to pick.

No, Candy and him divorced while he was in prison. The new wife is Trina

Both of Farrah's parents have always viewed Sophia as Farrah's punishment *cough* sorry, I mean, consequence for having sex *cough*, I mean, being a dirty whore. They suck.

It's amazing the looks you get when you tell people that you don't associate with your family anymore. That you wish you could go the rest of your life with them absent from your mind. People always assume that it's you and not them, no matter how "well-adjusted" you turn out. It has absolutely wrecked dating for me.

I want my child come out of my body. Adoption isn't worth the $ or effort.

I'd be curious to see what the percentage is on babies born with ALL forms of infertility treatments. There are a lot of options out there that work for different couples with different issues. From drugs to help with PCOS or lack of ovulation, to IUI to IVF.... I'm in the middle of a treatment right now (3rd round of…

What's up with Michigan and Vermont? These always seemed like states filled with relatively reasonable people. And Illinois? WTF?

It immediately reminded me of "Jerry Maguire" where there was a sports reporter who's schtick was to bring up sad things until an athlete cries.

Is Miley's tour produced by Stefon?

I think you may be my brother-in-law.

I can't imagine why she filed for divorce from you.

I believe that role is what Sam the Eagle is meant to represent. In the last Muppet movie, they even showed a brief scene where Sam had a Fox News-esque TV show.

Every time I see "Versace," I hear Nomi Malone from Showgirls pronouncing it wrong.

I couldn't find a video, so...