As someone who had bariatric surgery, I can tell you that those things would have been really handy for about four or five months after surgery when everything was sort of liquid and shifty. I admit that there were times when I wasn't sure if something was going on down there or if it was all just sound and fury,…

Made me think of this.

For a second I thought you were talking about The Rescuers, which is also a Disney animated mouse film, but filled with sadness, and I hate it, and it never needs to be remade. I watched it a lot as a kid, but I have no idea why because it always really upset me. I actually found most of the anthropomorphic animal…

Remember when Ramona renewed her vows on RHONY? Shocking that it didn't work out. Her husband always seemed like a skeez.

Who Dat! She's a Saints fan.

The one thing that I would suggest you don't throw away are the pictures of long-dead relatives. Try to at least save some samples of those (if you know who is in the pictures). I've started to trace my genealogy and those few pictures of great & great-great grandparents are precious to me.

I would agree, but her documentary was quite interesting and made me see her in a different light. That touched up remark was a bit too much, however.

Don't forget the mentally unstable brother of Brenda from Six Feet Under! He was so dark and creepy in that show. I loved him.

I adore Sandra Bullock. I will watch While You Were Sleeping, Hope Floats (!!), Two Weeks Notice, Speed, The Proposal, Miss Congeniality, A Time To Kill, or Demolition Man ANY DAY and twice on Sunday. Except The Lake House. That one sucked. Sandy is my favorite. She seems like she'd be great to grab a beer with. I…

ugh... please no hollywood poptarts as janis. just watch 'janis' instead. that interview with dick cavett provides all the insight into her horrible texass childhood tells you all you need to know to understand where the pain came from.

French women are like the Honey Badgers of ladydom: they just don't give une merde.

He and Miss Teen South Carolina should have a convo about The Oprah and The Iraq. Ten bucks says they think it's both the same thing.

It's really hard to do your taxes, so I feel her.

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