Is he sure that it was Chad Smith’s wife and not Will Ferrell’s wife who beat him up?

I think the same exact thing!!

Of course it’s not cool. Get right. Fall in line before it’s too late.

I had to find a dermatologist because I had a weird spot come up on my face and I thought for sure it was cancer. This doctor was recommended to me by a friend, I wasn’t looking for fat freezing at all but once I was there and talking to the doctor about it I was definitely intrigued. This doctor does a lot of plastic…

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

Huh. I’m surprised that she hadn’t done improv prior to Reno 911, because she was flat out fucking amazing on that show. I <3 her.

Hello no haters please and thank you

I wish that were true. Except I’ve already given them chances with our kids for shorter increments of time. Also my FiL’s wife is my husband’s third step mom and she has never had children of her own. And while she talks a good game in practice it’s a different story. Here is a sample of what happened:

Chris Brown wanting his daughter makes me think of my in laws wanting to spend time with my kids. Sure, it’s real nice that they seem all into being grandparents. But they only like the idea of being grandparents - the photos and the bragging they get to do. When it comes to actually caring for my kids, changing…

I often wonder where we would be if after the civil war (or the Jim Crow era, for that matter) we’d taken the same approach Germany did after WWII and treated white-on-black racism like an infestation that needed to be eradicated, instead of an unfortunate but inevitable reality. Or if we had banned the symbols of the…

“it is what it is”

Parliament. Nice.

*I require that Joel Kinnaman be around in later episodes.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I can't wait to watch the bravo comedy special about those 7 episodes. Just let it die. Let it diiiiiieeeee.

Every time I see the name Taylor Kinney, my mind goes to Kerri Kenney. I prefer my alternate universe where Lady GaGa marries Deputy Trudy Wiegel.

EXCEPT BETTER.

But do you have a flag?