The fact that this election has everyone pretty much holding their breath really says something. This is the first real time I’ve really felt the results actually meant something. I’ve always viewed the POTUS as a talking head, no real power when they can be so easily strung up by the rest of the government refusing…

I don’t think this is about that. You don’t get into screaming matches in front of the kids and end up shoving one, however accidental it may have been, because you’re smoking too much pot.

I pray for Trump to trust a fart and be betrayed, while in public, at least once a month.

I pray for Trump to disappear altogether, I don’t care how or why, just to disappear forevermore.

That’s a solid list. I’d also add:

Jesus Christ, get a fucking clue:

The more ‘shocking’ part is the Enquirer paying to bury it, which can techinically be construed as illegal.

It would be hard to think of a less consequential Trump story to focus on, really. If 13 allegations of assault don’t matter, why would a consensual affair?

Yeah, but Hillary is a woman. Can’t have that.

Reminds me: Do paid Russian trolls consider themselves “Alt Right”, or is it an enemy of my enemy thing?

Melania is aging out, and Trump has said he doesn’t get sexually excited by women who have had children. (He told Ivana that when dumping her for his mistress, who became wife #2.) I’d be surprised if this young woman is the only one.

No one cares about that. She’s white.

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

It ought to be three hundred, but thirty is a start.

OMGGG NEVER LEAD SOMEONE TO YOUR HOUSE JFC

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

“I moved on Iraq like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she already had a president. Look, just bomb. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a Secretary or State, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Uh okay so here’s the thing. “Bitches get things done” and that’s cool and all, but what Condoleezza Rice got done was war crimes by prosecuting the case for an international war on a lie in violation of the UN charter. Like, let’s not let our wokeness get in the way of the fact that she’s a monstrous, terrible human…

THIS^^^^^! I guess he can say all of those things because, on top of everything, he’s so damned attractive himself. *vomits*

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.