Right? We all like certain things that our partners do not. For instance, I like the Real Housewives. My husband does not. He likes American Pickers. I do not. We find ways to watch these shows when the other is either occupied or not home. We do not buy 60 televisions which then play the show the other hates 24/7. I…

This is like something from a horror movie. Like if there was another season of Hannibal (I reall wish there was) this guy’s house would be in it.

Only child here...the fact that he had no siblings had nothing to do with him being inconsiderate.

Also from the article:

Everyone seems to be cutting him slack because he died of Alzheimers, but reading the article, he seemed like a selfish racist sexist dick his whole life. A genuinely unlikeable crank.

She’s auctioning them off. I hope she spends all the proceeds on something hugely impractical, just because she wants it.

Oh, la-Di-da, YER MAJESTY!!

Oooh — with that grody metal knob at the bottom of the dispenser, all covered with caked pink goo.

High Desert: Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Come see our poppy reserve!)

Victorville? STORY CHECKS OUT.

Your entire house is covered in nothing but a layer of your own gut microbiome. You’re never alone with your billions and billions of friends!

Professional infection preventionist here: unless you’re doing a surgical scrub, regular soap works fine. The point of soap is WASHING OFF stuff, not killing it. That’s what sanitizer is for (save C. diff or norovirus; see: washing off stuff).

Remote controls in hotel rooms *shudder*

Did I forget how fucking sexy Antonio Banderas was/is?? Holy hell.

I’d like to see the stats on the hair police busting into white salons and checking licenses....

I am 27 years old and I drink 3 to 5 litres of water a day and jlo looks younger than me. Witchcraft, obviously.

Counterpoint: Make Me is terrible. She sounds like she is saying make me moo which just makes it a worse song but also funny.

She got. The tattoo. In. Drake’s. Dressing room.

Cinemark is insured against the lawsuit. Those who did nothing more than buy a movie ticket will be paying that bill for the rest of their lives - that is, if they survived.

I don’t even have a use for one of these, and the instant nostalgia is making me want one!