I remember reading that originally Loki was going to try to confuse Hulk by pulling the trick he pulled on Thor on the Bifrost in the first Thor movie: turn into a circle of several Lokis so that Hulk wouldn’t know which one to attack. But Hulk would smell him and, to Loki’s surprise, immediately yank him out of the…

When Odin tells Loki about how he came to be a member of the House of Odin, he says he found a baby that was small, for a Frost Giant, cast out and left to die on a frozen rock.

Or how about people using “apart” like this: “I’m so happy to be apart of this team.” I’m seeing it all the time now. And the one that drives me extra crazy, “Did you loose something?” IT’S L-O-S-E!! “Loose” means ‘not tight.’

OMG that’s supposed to be a bechamel before you put the tuna into it and then on the toast. Maybe also some peas and some Parmesan cheese. We ate that, too but my mom at least made it like I just described.

You beat me to it. Or maybe Hurlage Toast?

Ooh get out of my head!

OMG!! I’m so sorry.

Ew. That’s not how to make soup.

Yeah, I haven’t seen it yet but it’s on HBO right now, so I guess I will now.

- Must be able to lift 25 lbs. for the CLIENT

There are times when ass grabs with your spouse are appropriate and times when they are not. Or are manners only for us poors?

We’re going to have to be like Miep Gies and Oskar Schlinder.

I called that ‘both parties are the same’ shit code for “thinking is hard.”

My grandmother was a housekeeper for several wealthy families when I was a child. I remember she used to talk about how they had very little food on hand in the kitchen, and what they did have was the cheapest crap available. But they spared no expense on their fully stocked liquor cabinets. Always the most expensive…

I always thought Marie was pretty much perfect when I was a kid. Donny was ok, but I wished I was as pretty and as talented as beautiful Marie. I’m not surprised at her wanting to sing at Trump’s inauguration (ever since I saw the video where she and Donny defended the Mormon church’s racism, I realized my childhood…

Remind me to never piss you off!

Seriously. There’s a man in Central California who just got 1500 years (not a typo) for raping his own daughter over a span of a few years. So this guy at least deserves 300.

Also, fuck that perv Billy Bush! Because no one is mentioning that after he and Trump were on the bus ogling “the woman in purple,” when she came up to greet them, Billy says, “How about a hug for the Donald?” Of course she obliges, because she can’t very well say no without it being awkward, and she has no idea what…