I’m a texture matters person. I can’t have too much mushiness in a dish or I’ll get nauseous. For example, there’s a taqueria in my town that is famous for their huge burritos. They are about 10 inches long and thick as a man’s forearm. And they're delicious. But I can't get through more than a few bites before my…

My brother is allergic to tomatoes.

I have to constantly correct my 70 year old mother on referring to Asians as Orientals. She gets irritated with me for doing so, never mind that this woman brought me up to not take racist crap from white people (we are Mexican-American). Hijole... -_-

I wish meatheads like her would, just once, actually have a severe allergic reaction to something they ate. Not die, but just bad enough so they once and for all know what people who actually live with severe allergies go through, and they don't forget it as long as they live.

Yes, I read that he'd become a doctor. He was so good in Smoke Signals!

#FrybreadPower

Watch Smoke Signals instead.

OMFG my former supervisor was pen clicker. He was also a smarmy, smug douchebag who thought he was better than everyone below him in pay grade. I would sit in meetings, listening to that pen clicking, having fantasies of running across the table a la Oren Ishii, and burying that pen in his eye socket.

That’s true. I’ve seen that for myself. I had a friend who was obese when she became pregnant; she just looked heavier, not pregnant. And I knew a young girl who was average weight who never showed at all. She gave birth to a 7 lb. healthy baby.

HAHAHA well done!!

The Not Keith Richards story made my entire day!!

That's cruel.

It's Moses.

*snort* 😂😂😂

Fuck them and fuck that vice principal.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Big e-hugs. :(

Exactly.

Unfortunately, a lot of them will just think, “why don’t those poors get a job or something, so they don’t have to live like this??”

Salt, oil or lard, flour, and baking powder. Then she can make tortillas, biscuits, or fry bread. But she’d probably rather smoke crack than eat all those carbs.