I love your mom.

Years ago, some kids in my neighborhood, a brother and sister, were playing hide and seek. They were about 8 and 9 years old. I was sitting outside with the kids' mom and some other neighbors as the brother came running by us, telling his mom not to tell his sister where he hid (behind a tree a few feet away). A…

That story was a bigger laugh than the (cinnamon) bag!

Good point!

You are out of your mind. My mom would have ended me for screaming "I want fucking pie!!" I would sooner have cut out my own tongue than drop the f-bomb in her presence at that age. This is how it would have went when I was a kid (and how it went when I had kids):
Me: Mom, I want pie
Mom: We'll see.
Me:…

+1 for "underwearing."

When did everyone start freaking out about visible underwear lines? When companies that sold thong underwear told them that panty lines are tacky. I'll admit, panty lines aren't a good look, but wearing a string or fabric between your ass cheeks is nasty as hell.

Finger ghost!! That's the funniest thing I've read all day. xD

And yes, nothing better than that fresh, clean feeling.

What a bunch of bullshit. The man's job is to play football. Talking to the media shouldn't be mandatory. Fuck those guys. Leave Beast Mode alone.

In the words of Shakespeare:

The man is charming, intelligent and witty. He also appreciates his fans and goes out of his way to be accessible to them. This was after the Iron Man 3 premiere in Hollywood. He could have made a break for it and let the security guys fend off the fans, but instead he did this:

That sucks that you had to sell the book but you did what you had to do at the time. You might never get it back but no one can take away from you that you were there with him as he signed that book for you, you spent time with him and his family. That's priceless.