I love the idea of having a fairy allergy. Walking around beautiful meadows and wooded glens would be so dangerous!

YES *high fives the whole world*

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

I kind of thought most people felt like that, though. I mean, don’t they? Am I the only one walking around feeling like a total alien, but trying hard to maintain the cheerful façade that I’m completely, completely, completely normal and oh my god I am Ford Prefect and you all need to move away from me as soon as you…

“You pissed all over our toilet seat and you made a fool of yourself,” tattooist Ashley McMullen commented on Lovato’s Instagram. “The tattoo you covered it with kinda sucks too. Looks like you might forever be a goon... #turd #claimstobesober #drankallthebeer #peepeetoiletseat”

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

Stacey Dash should know that life is unfair. Instead of becoming a notable, respectable actress, she became a Fox News contributer who most likely doesn’t make as much money as their male contributers OR their white female contributers (because we know when it comes to the wage gap, white women on average make more…

Um.. I think maybe I will sign it. For a friend, I swear.

It was obvious he was transitioning and did not want public scrutiny. I am happy to oblige him on the latter and did not watch his interview and will not watch his show. I am not obliged to believe him when my brain and eyes tell me he was lying, albeit for a good reason. I think sensitivity should be observed when…

Seriously. Do you know what HAPPENS when Satan and God both take a vested interest in a human? Do you want to be Job?

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

Right? Like even good soaps knew where to draw the line and write characters off to enjoy their lives for a few months on their private islands. I LIKED the soap opera-esqueness of it at first, it was so juicy. Granted, I was an 18 year old freshman in college and my dorm pals and I lived for Thursday night pre-games…

Why on earth would the judge refuse to grant the request for DNA testing? It could have saved heartbreak and trauma all around.

Start them on sangria. They like the fruit. And they shouldn’t have anything distilled until they’re at least three or four.

You know, I feel bad about how little artists are paid with things like Spotify. But I think it just shows that music just isn’t worth what it used to be. The market has changed and what people are willing to pay for music has changed. Trying to rebel against that just isn’t going to work.

I mean.

Wait, wait, wait... I thought the cop got acquitted due to some weird, and likely corrupt, move by the judge:

We need to stop using cops’ fear as the standard by which we adjudicate whether or not they murdered someone when it clearly comes cheaper than Valentine’s Day candy on the 15th.

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

I think this lady speaks for all of us.