Not one mention of Miranda Lamberts affair with a married man, even though it makes two covers? This is what I came here to read and you’ve failed me. Now I may actually have to buy the magazines. Thanks a lot guys.

I love it. The part with the butterfly AND the rainbow...I almost cried. #lamb4lyfe

Hmm...my pascalized image didn't appear. Fuck you Kinja. Fuck you real good. Killing my buzz..

Yup. Totally did this. I blame weed. Sony likely does too.

Fuck being twins. You just might be the love of my life

I've always wanted a twin. But only if SVH senior year is your jam. Fucking Conner. Loved him. Love him still.

Did this happen in Malaysia?! I'm half Malaysian and we are fucking crazy. Do not fuck with us. Also, Jessica Wakefield is a bitch.

What law did 12 year old Tamir Rice break?

The Axeman, aside from American Horror Story, was also a central figure in this John Cusack movie I caught on TV one night. The name escapes me now. Anyone remember it?

You said it yourself. Ashamed is a better word so... Also, cool it on the name-calling. Only reflects badly on you

"Its inherently embarrassing to the couple."

I think it's a problem that you choose to use the word "embarrassing." She was viciously assaulted but sure, how embarrassing. Let's never talk about domestic violence because it might embarrass the victims. If they end up dead, that's fine but just don't let them be embarrassed! If she has anything to feel…

Muslims. You forgot about the Muslims.

Why is a cotton storing facility on a slave-owning planatation your SO's favorite wedding venue?

The Leftovers was awful. If they keep the main characters and change everything else, I may watch it.

I'm not a Brit

Kate Middleton is a public person that represents Mother England on the world stage. Put some panties on, wear a slip, don't let the forces of nature fuck with royalty.

How is the reporter "smug" for doing his job? Celebrities lie through their teeth and no one calls them on it. No one. I'd pick this reporter up and carry him around on my shoulders. He should be applauded.

Run honey. I had an ex who was into hookers. His rationale? It's not really cheating. Getting a hooker requires effort. You need to do research, make phone calls, purposely drive close to the curb in the bad part of town. Just get out of there while you still can.

JLo needs Ja Rule. Pitbull is a poor substitute