Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

You know you haven't schemed well when your plan B ends up being telling the cops you threw a newborn baby in a dumpster.

A hispanic/latino guy won best director/best picture, but I guess that doesn't matter.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

You don't understand the rules of white friendship, I guess.

It's so weird! But then, The Bachelor/ette has its own internal moral code. Example: Sex outside of the Fantasy Suite, even if a day or two before the Fantasy Suite, is The Worst Most Disrespectful and Whorish Thing Anyone Could Ever Do (see: Juan Pablo and Clare), but if you get to the Fantasy Suite, then not only is…

When you're trying to deny being in a relationship with someone, probably don't remind everyone about that one time you wore matching Halloween costumes. I know, I know—but white friendship though!

Yeah, this week sucks balls. I found out that my car insurance was cancelled without my knowledge and that I have been driving around for 2 months without it. That cost a pretty penny to reinstate.

sporty spice was in my spinning class and saw my boobs!!! i was late for class so i ran into the changing room and threw off my clothes and she scooted past me while i was topless. she was on a bike in the row in front of me and i recognised her tattoos and internally flipped out. after class i saw her face and…

Ok you guys, so...

Puppy sitting and Sufjan. Are dudes welcome to post here? I like the vibes here.

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

I forgot I was made to taste this a few years ago by a bride who wanted durian as a main staple of her appetizer courses. It was the most haunting thing I've ever eaten and if I ever smell it again, I will vomit for as many days as I did the first time which was 6.

"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and…

This is my nightmare.

I moved from Texas to deep south Louisiana for a job at a community newspaper about eight years ago. I live on the bayou among the Cajuns, who are notorious for eating just about anything. This is true. I have had squirrel and frogs legs and hogs head cheese like it ain't no thang since moving here.

When I was in 3rd grade, I had a snack size bag of Doritos. Halfway through the back, i bit down on something wet and entirely unlike a Dorito. It was in the middle of a movie in a pitch black classroom. I was horrified. I threw the bag away and was never able to examine the wet lumpy whatever-the-fuck I had bitten…

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

So Beyonce's music, which talks about having consensual sex with her husband, and last time I checked that's 100% acceptable in religion, is mental poison, but Ted Nugent, the guy who sings about fucking teenaged girls and becomes a legal guardian to a teenage girl so he could fuck her, is a-ok.

no i am annoying af