That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.

Yeah, that entire book made me so angry. Jessica does nothing but be a psychopath and Elizabeth LETS her! AND THEN THEY MAKE UP BECAUSE THEY'RE SISTER BUT JESSICA IS STILL A PSYCHOPATH. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A PSYCHOPATH.

This seems more accurate of a t-shirt...

is that why they killed a 12 yr old black boy with a BB gun in an open carry state after 2 seconds without any warning?

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

this face says it ALL:

"Oh God it's mom" is one of the top 10 Youtube moments ever.

The Conservative one looked VERY guilty when she started mentioning Medicaid expansion and her autistic grandson (presumably the Democrat's son?). As well he should.

Probably cause he knew she'd pull some master-class-level of mom-guilt like she did with the whole "I vote Democrat because of my autistic grandson." Drop the fucking mic!

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

This is f-ing comedy gold right here. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU!

...And now everyone is pregnant.

Actually it's the opposite. At the end of the day, prosecutors need the police to be able to do their jobs effectively. They have a greater incentive to present the case in a way that favors the police or in the very least casts them in a sympathetic light. There have only been a handful of cases where a grand jury…

ummmm, the federal government decided yesterday that the cause of death for Michael Brown is officially HOMICIDE. Your argument is invalid- and the fed govt can indict and try Darren Wilson and maybe they will- I certainly hope so. I dont give a fuck what thuggish implications you give to any criminal- nobody gets…

The Grand Jury made no such determination. All they determined was that charges not be filed against Darren Wilson, based on his testimony and the evidence presented by the DA.

Oh, there's more.


Check out 1:30 in this Behind the Scenes video for "Love Me Harder" and you can see Ariana being cradled like a baby.

And obviously this holds true worldwide.