Maybe I've been watching too much gay porn but whoa nelly! I thought your gif was...not what it is

Do you think Justin Bieber will ever turn into a real boy? Or will he still look like an adolescent girl even when he's 30?

Omg that gif! Hahahahaha! Yes!!

Well I guess it's something you are working on so kudos...? If I may offer a word of newlywed advice: sleep with one eye open, ok?

Firstly, congratulations on your wedding! Now back to your post. This person who killed your pet? Female right? Blonde or brunette? Probably a redhead : p (they belong to the devil). Kidnapping and killing small animals, is that a cultural thing? If it is, like all people from this certain country regularly kidnap…

Holly Robinson Peete is the worst! The worst! That's why she was fired. Because she is the worst. Also it's not nice to shit talk anyone's hair on national TV. Except John Travolta's

"but whenever I hear her language or meet one of her countryfolk.."

Wasn't there news a while ago that she was preggers? Did she deliver already or was that bull? I hate this bitch, just for the record. Hate

How is this only coming to light now? I've heard of cow tipping my whole life! I maybe could have possibly even lied to a cute cowboy once about how I cow tip ALL THE TIME! This is terrible

Except it would have been more like "G'day mate....I said G'DAY!"

Only if you send them your used underwear from high school

They look painful. Her skin is stretched so tight my boobs hurt just thinking about it. Awful

I've been sitting here trying to imagine what the heck those tattoos look like on their own. I have my ex's name tattooed on my back but I figure if I ever have a son, Kieran it is. This couple....I don't. I can't. What would they do?

Bill and Sookah 4 ever!

"a cute girl on a podium means that musicians think about other things"

See: Courtney Stodden

"...then-boyfriend James Deen.."

Oh snap! I've seen BB before and am aware of the whole "Who wants to see my HOH room?!?!" spectacle. I haven't watched this season though and was wondering, knowing that she's won a few HOH competitions, what exactly her parents were saying to her in those letters besides STFU. Now I know. How proud they must be.