My question is more along the lines of...does bleaching ones anus only require the use of honey and freshly squeezed lemon? Also, will this hurt? Oh and lastly, how long until I remove the cottonball?

How do you know her mother hasn't been writing her? I heard that her parents hired a PR team a few weeks back when shit first hit the fan

.....and bingo was his name-O

...for you and Ms. Chen. Just so many reasons to put ones hands up and make them touch

Kris Jenner is an executive producer, non? You'd think with all this spinning someone would fly the fuck away already

Two of Miley's songs are in the top 10 on iTunes. I can't even watch her entire performance because the second-hand embarrassment is actually painful but yeah, guess it worked out for her

On another note, you should come over for dinner sometime : )

I think the saddest part is that someone gifted you with a Cooking for One cookbook

I'm going to go clutch my credit card bills and have a good cry now. Maybe put my college degree through a shredder. Join the porn industry. So many things

Yup I just read an article from the DM about her past and her 17 (I think) arrests. If porn was her ticket out, then damn! That fucking sucks ass.

Just a random question but is there like, HIV-positive porn? As in, the audience KNOWS that the two people getting it on are HIV-positive and that's part of the...I don't even know the word to use here. Allure? Attraction? I once stumbled upon amputee porn (I swear it was a stumble!) and if there's a sub-genre for that…

Someone posted that this particular porn actress engages in unprotected and risky sex outside the workplace but, if someone were to get the HIV while on the job, I do agree that there should be worker's comp..or something. I don't have any hard data here to back me up but I would assume that a lot of porn stars are…

That makes sense. I mean, the girl is only 28 and she may have a college degree or something but porn doesn't really offer too many transferable skills does it? The HIV positive porn stars working together didn't even occur to me but it works.

I agree in that I'm pretty sure almost anybody is a better actress than KStew

This may be insensitive given that this poor woman has just received life-changing news but...she can't do porn anymore right? What happens then to porn stars who test positive for HIV or for other STDs that are not easily cured or managed? You can't just make sure to use protection and carry on, can you?

No, you are spot on. I haven't seen her in anything but I do love me some Armie Hammer. Just heard it was a shitty movie so didn't bother. Will keep it in mind if I ever decide to drop some acid though. In going with the off-topic theme here, I just realized it's "Armie" and not "Arnie." Huh

I've read all the books but I'm also 26 and willing to wait until it comes out on DVD. I think the casting here might have been an issue. At least for me it was an issue. The guy playing Jace, ugh! Can't stand him. And Lily Collins is beautiful but what has she done again? Not a KStew (or Twilight) fan but at least…

Giovanni Ribisi. That's the one that hurts the most

It's a cultural thing. Men good. Women bad. Change like that can only begin at home

If you think walking past a construction zone is bad, go to India. Or rather, don't. When I was there touring the country, men would routinely just stop and blatantly stare at me, often while standing together in large groups. No amount of cut-eye (and my cut-eye is pretty terrifying) would deter them from staring…