Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

Of course it is. This kid gets my vote.

Do you think her costume is a reference to Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time?

i expected a blurb and instead found in depth RHONY journalism and i luv it

“Depends, who are they?”

No. Fuck make-up, and fuck anyone who tries to say it’s some fundamental part of the female experience.

I'd like to see more interesting shoes here. And the sleeves to die in a fire, of course.

BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t Roy be sending Ray a bottle for that whole, “Sorry I was an insufferable Twitter/Insta bitch and people thought you were me LOL.”

God, it’s like you don’t even watch the Real Houswives of Anywhere.

My boyfriend and I may or may not having matching Lola/Bugs Space Jam Jerseys which we have worn unironically to the Basketball Hall of Fame.

But The Sandlot still holds up, right?

Exactly, mom’s like this make you realize you got lucky.

Okay, the first time you guys used this conceit, it was hilarious. It gets exponentially less funny every time you do it again. Think of some new jokes, pls.

I find her fringe jacket an affront to mankind, nevermind what comes out of her mouth.

Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

Is Ariana shilling for Domino’s now?