MsHerd
MsHerd
MsHerd

Sure you can. You can also fry them using a culinary torch. But I don’t see the benefit here. They’re soggy so you can only use them in a couple dishes, and you don’t save any pots and pans because you still have to clean the one that you cook them in. It just seems easier to scramble some eggs.

These were the same assholes who spent years screeching that that allowing gay marriage would lead to adults marrying children. And here we are!

Erm eats much of his meat at his local Whole Foods, writing in an Instagram story highlight that he thinks “it’s funny to do it in front of people.”

Def Leopard

i’ve been using 7th generation since nineteenclacketyclack ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Fun fact: In Israel, “Philadelphia” is the generic name for any cream cheese. Being from Philly, I got a kick out of this when my Israeli wife explained it to me.

Laundry detergent: I find the name brand stuff makes clothes look cleaner and last longer. Clothes are expensive.

Hydrox aren’t generic.  They actually predate Oreos.  I can never find them where I live and I’ve read that Nabisco likely has a hand in that.  

Oh gosh, where to even start? Well, to begin with, I hardly ever saw this woman in person, but one of the few things she actually told me, to my face, when I first moved in, was that basically she thought young people were inherently untrustworthy, and then she spent the next couple of months trying to trick me into

Man, I was not expecting to have to take deep breaths because of the weird underwear story but yikes that’s terrifying. And the lack of resolution! 

If you’d like a palate cleanser, I also have a weird underwear story that is not really scary at all unless you are particularly afraid of bank robberies.

I worked at a

Here’s the underwear story!

I think that’s the ghost of a late ‘90s raver. 

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

And like I plead every year, folks, please please remember that longer doesn’t mean better. Brevity is the soul of dread. 

I’ve experienced many a spooky thing in my life but this one hands down is my favorite. I used to live in an apartment building that was originally a doctors house from about 1900. My sensitive friends and I took the time to identify the different ghosts we felt around the house there was a little girl and everyone

I HAVE BEEN CHECKING EVERY DAY SINCE IT WAS OCTOBER YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

Don’t know what to tell you buddy. If you can’t see how much different it has been for people born in the last 30-40 years as a direct result of the social and tax policies of the generation before, you’re clearly just wanting to lean into dismissing a group of people who is working exceptionally hard to get out of a

Oh it’s fine adoption is “accessable” so you should continue with a course that can cause irreparable damage your bones, bladder control and nether regions while posing a genuine risk to your life (seriously sort out your maternal death rate if you’re going to ban abortion).

The zipper merge is an ideal solution that only works when everyone is ideal. We are more aware now than ever that people are selfish jerks and not ideal. Nor will they ever be. And thus the zipper merge is a fuckign pipe dream. The correct answer is: merge when safe. Those in the target lane need to yield always or