Wow, way to miss the points completely, and completely disregard how fucked up “the case” above is.

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Oh god, I am so sorry for your trauma but that is so funny....

Am I the only one getting this weird thing where this post has conquered the entire front page?

Or at least 4 screens of it, instead of a header?

Tacos are solid, but soft-shell corn tortillas can fuck right off. They are the aspartame of food.

1. I live in NJ, although the only time I have enjoyed a burrito is in the mission. STILL WOULD RATHER EAT TACOS THO.

No. I think we all want him. Maybe we can time-share him.

One of my cousins had a daughter with a cockney bastard.

Upside: A cute as a button 4 yr old daughter who greets everyone she meets with “Oiright Darlin?”. Every time man

Can we be officially over Lena Dumbnam??

I just read these out loud to my boyfriend (while laughing!) and he didn’t realise any of them were jokes and is really genuinely impressed with Taylor Swift right now.

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

I bet Birb is totally in the AM hack. But he registered as Squirrel, which was v. cunning.

Karate! Karate! Ninjitsu!

...also, Jon Cryer’s turning into Gilbert Gottfried.

I want John Hamm to win an Emmy for The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

What if she was diabetic and off her meds, would that be okay to talk about? Maybe we need to quit thinking about mental illness as a dirty little secret that needs to be hidden?

OCTOBER 17th?!?!?!! DAMNIT!!!! That’s the same day as my Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!!