It looks like she’s wearing it wrong. The waistband is supposed to be horizontal.

I would shame the cut of that thong. What is even going on there?

They’ve repeatedly done studies that show that teenagers bodies are on a different internal clock that puts them to sleep later, and wakes them up later. And yet every single article about starting school later, there’s countless comments about how soft and weak people are now. Waking up early is not a moral issue. I…

I had a friend named Elizabeth who insisted on being called Elizabeth and corrected anyone who shortened it: “I believe that I introduced myself as Elizabeth, did I not?”. (which is 100% her right) But she got mouthy once with my assistant. Whenever she called he would “accidentally” not put her on hold and shout…

Yes, I got to her and was like, “oh boy, what kind of nonsense do we have today?”

Yessss, finally.

I warn you, there’s a 50% chance I’ll think I can dance (I CAN’T) and a 100% chance I’m going to hug you.

Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

I think it is good that you recognize that there might be a problem. It sounds like you should talk with a therapist. I think that would help you deal with some of the anxiety and stress you appear to be experiencing. If you have a doctor you feel comfortable discussing that with, they should be able to give you some…

I just got into my dream school after they extended the deadlines for transfer students. I’ll be studying painting at one of the best art schools in the country this fall.

(I know, I know, I’m going to be a starving artist. It’ll be worth it.)

It’s called having a “frap”.

Another really good option is realizing that nobody cares if you send out engagement announcements.

Seriously, who makes personal calls when they’re not in the car these days? I have an hour-long commute in each direction, and as soon as I arrive at home or at work, I need to be present and paying attention to the people who depend on me there (co-workers/clients/boss or kids/husband/pets). If I’m calling you at…

I don’t think any states ban hands-free cell use, right? Because I am the person who calls you on my drive home, but I use my bluetooth. It’s not very different from talking to a passenger sitting in my car.

The first one could have been written about me. Perhaps it was. I spend nearly two hours commuting per day, which strikes me as a great time to catch up with friends by phone - bluetooth, handsfree phone. It’s not using a phone call as a last resort when you’re bored, it’s maximizing your available time.

I am this person. I exclusively talk on the phone in the car.It seems to be the only time when I remember to make all the calls I was planning on making. It’s something about the quiet, mind-wandering time that makes you remember...