Cleaning tea containers is THE WORST. I think only people 5' 8" and taller should have to clean those.

In my college days, I worked as a server and a key hourly at the same restaurant. They would always try to get me to do key jobs while clocked in as a server, which is bullshit. I also once got in trouble for not catching a hostess's fuck up because I was expediting lunch while running the shift, because the GM…

Never read the phrase "cheesy reek" while chewing on boba.

I can't allow you to buy the fanny pack when I obviously need it my life.

lol at "pillar food". Excellent Yelp share.

Drunk, in tears, shouting "why won't you call me your girlfriend? Don't you like me? I basically AM your girlfriend! WHY WON'T YOU CALL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" in front of my dorm building.

Salt is a food group in Ohio, and I love it.

Yesssss the slouching! I hear my mom in my head every time I see her "pull your shoulders back! you look so frumpy!"

We were at an amusement park a couple of weeks ago and saw NINE different people using them. NINE. That's a lot of bad decisions.

"Daughters"? Do you think multiple daughters married one missionary?

My father-in-law once made scrambled eggs with flavored coffee creamer... for Christmas breakfast.... the day after half of us had a 24 hr stomach bug. He just thought it would be neat. It wasn't.

I once worked with a "bartender" who asked, in all seriousness, what goes into a Rum & Coke. None of us would tell her and she got super mad.

Nope, but I am Midwestern! Maybe all the dairy farmers just thought "it comes out of a bag, kinda... let's ship it that way"?

My school did this, too - but only for one year. We were all inept at the straw-poking, and ended up poking the whole way through the bag about 90% of the time. Chocolate milk EVERYWHERE.

I used to throw away coins so that homeless people could find them in the trash. Not sure that ever actually worked.

Exactly! They are bad on all fronts.

I had the exact same issue last year. It literally varied from $25 to $85, and I was on a pharmaceutical plan. The prices were even higher if I used my insurance instead.

My HS boyfriend and I were still together after he left for college. He was home on break, and we were lying in the back yard watching stars when he said something to the effect of "promise you'll marry me". He was pretty upset when I said I wouldn't promise that, because I didn't know what the future could hold. …

Apparently, pewter used to be made with lead, but is not any more. Either way, we won't be eating out of it, unless we have some weird theme party.

I won't be digging that deep in storage to take an actual picture, but I found a pic of the serving pieces online.