Leaf-shaped, foods, obviously.

I'm more concerned about my MIL asking me to use it for Thanksgiving or something. It's going out with the next move, though. It seems so expensive, but it is so unappealing.

It truly is. Clearly these women never met me prior to the wedding day.

My MIL's friends went together and bought us a pewter salad bowl and salad serveware set - all crafted to look like butterflies clumped together. I like your policy of holding onto it long enough to confirm it will NEVER be used. Looking forward to the day we off-load it.

He would have been better off if he just tried to bribe her with all the cash he must have budgeted for a 3-week B&B stay.

Excellent question. I don't remember my grandparents ever putting corn on the table, unless someone else brought it, and I've never eaten corn on a trip to Germany. I'm curious about what "German corn" might be.

The picture is in black and white, but the shoes were silver and gold and ivory and so beautiful. I actually bought and returned about 5 pairs of shoes before finding these.

Honeymoon in New Orleans. 5 straight days of diet-busting goodness.

While doing genealogy research last year, I discovered that I am a direct descendent of Martha Carrier, the first woman executed in the Salem trials. Since then, I've been thinking of making a trip to Salem, but after reading this, I think it would make me sad.

Real talk: Shouldn't it be called "Dancing With the People You Saw on That Thing Once?"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a moment of confusion.

Except the "Democratic" candidate used to be Republican (until this round of elections) and still holds pretty conservative values.

We had to put one of our cats to sleep today. It was the right thing to do, but I'm pretty torn up. The worst part is that our other cat (his "brother"), keeps sniffing the places he sat, and making sad noises. This is too sad. I just needed to put that out there.

I haven't worked in a restaurant for 5 years, but at the words "camper" and "triple-seating", I felt myself get crazy eyes. I guess it's a long-term side effect of food service.

Hufflepuff hat it is, then. I hope we get to celebrate birthdays.

I'm a Christian, I rarely wear make-up, and my husband does the vacuuming. I wonder what sorting hat I should choose.

When I was in HS, and editor of our paper, our principal confiscated every printed copy of one issue. We wrote to the ACLU to inquire about our rights, and they were very helpful, even following up afterwards. I hope someone in this situation is looking into professional help, because this guy (and the school board…

I literally just got my first "try-on box" from True & Co. this week, and I ended up keeping 3 out of 4 bras. I'm a 34DD, but narrow across the front, and when I shop at department stores or VS, I always end up trying on so many bras I run out of fucks and buy whatever is cheapest. These weren't cheap, but they…

I second that. First thought when he walked on: "why helloooo glasses".