Where the fuck do you even put 1000 people? We had 200 at our wedding, and that limited our venue options to about 2 places.
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MsHerd
FALSE.
I'm from Ohio, and I am truly disappointed in the lack of banana peppers where I live now. I am incensed every time I want banana peppers on a sandwich/pizza/salad and realize that's not an option here. Why is this an Ohio thing?
Right? Also, when their family friends offer to buy their daughter - that really shook me.
Has anyone else read "The First Four Years"? She didn't have a chance to romanticize it all before her death, and some of it is pretty surprising if you've only ever experienced the standard "Little House" books.
Apparently my original explanation was lost in the Kinja transition. Basically, they were a couple who loved fajitas, hated sour cream, and LOVED mayonnaise. Truly gross amounts of mayonnaise, glopped all over their fajitas. Everyone hated waiting on them because they really nailed the bad customer trifecta: gross,…
Things like this make me want to hug my husband and thank him for being so kind and loving. But then I get pissed that I would ever have to consider thanking someone for not beating me.
Are there state fairs that don't have a butter sculpture?
My best friend is a doctor who did some rotational shifts at a clinic that performs abortions. The doctors have to dress in street clothes to walk into the building, because they fear attacks from the protesters. This shit is out of hand.
Agreed.
That's my guess, too. I had a friend once who sat in my section and said "I'll have water, but no lemon. I'm allergic to lemon." Then she ordered Lemon Herb Halibut. Turns out she's not allergic, she just doesn't like lemon in her water.
Some of us can, in fact, lick our elbows. If there is a cam site for that, let me know. I could make crazy money.
They would order fajitas to split, and ask for sides of mayo. They absolutely DID NOT want sour cream, and they DID NOT want to share mayonnaise. One platter of fajitas, at least two 2-ounce ramekins of mayo. Truly disgusting amounts of mayo. They were rude in general, but if you asked if they wanted sour cream,…
Two tidbits: 1) Customers known restaurant-wide as "fajita-mayonnaise couple". You need no further info on them. 2) Bartender turns to me and asks "What goes into a rum and Coke?" She genuinely did not know, and no one would tell her.
Personal crisis has no place in the restaurant industry. The ceiling once collapsed in my apartment, dropping literally hundreds of gallons of water into the kitchen, right as I needed to leave for a shift. When I called in, I was told that I needed to find a replacement to take my shift (which started in about 10…
Low-Rent Don's saltimbocca pork poppers with chimichurri lettuce knuckles.
Coming soon: America's Next Top Model, Cycle 75 - Federal Penitentiary Edition.
We used to call it a Canadian Tuxedo, but your way makes much more sense. Sorry, Canadians!
Why is no one else excited about the tiny dog on top of the giant cow? THAT WAS THE BEST PART!
I grew up alongside what is estimated to be the world's largest Amish community, just one county east of the community mentioned here. The Amish/Anabaptist communities are divided into parishes that are each led by their own bishop. Some parishes are more relaxed than others, depending on the tone set by the bishop.…