Earlier in the week, he served his team a banquet of 2,000 wings to celebrate their hard work in practice.

fair—tweaked the phrasing to make it a bit clearer that it’s about their tournament results, not their tennis abilities. Definitely did not mean to suggest that playing Roger Federer over and over and over doesn’t make you better at tennis.

The dominance of the Big Four has stunted the growth of a promising crop of men’s tennis players who are good, but not that good.

EDGAR FUCKING MARTINEZ. Finally.

EDDDDDDD-GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!   

In any form of tennis it is rare to see such a ruthless and aggressive attack.  So often Kerber would take a step and just stop because there was absolutely nothing she could do about it.  I’m crossing my fingers she makes the finals against Serena and shows up with the same form she showed against Kerber.  That would…

she plays like she’s pissed off at the ball. it’s awesome. that forehand is absolutely ferocious.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

His arm is TOUCHING his neck. It was 100% the right call.

Yeah, I couldn’t understand the argument about the angles. You had one angle that clearly showed air between the thumbs and the ball, and another that showed that it didn’t hit the arm. What more do you need?

Booth reviews. That’s all you need. College rules.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

Yeah, there’s no way Trump has ever done anything. I promise the batteries in his remote have died and he’s just sat and watched 12 straight hours of ESPN3 (until the help arrived the next morning to change the batteries) because that’s where the TV was when they died.
Also, him being a never nude makes a lot of sense. 

Alex:

It’s like they didn’t even watch any film on the Patriots

Wow, tough news.... I was never a Murray fan, specifically, but it’s hard to root against him - he’s just such a likable person, both on and off the court.

I genuinely feel sad for Sam Darnold.

Gruden’s moving into “weather map of tornado activity in Kansas” redness territory.

Ravens fans know that feel, Browns fans. Ask us about Billy Cundiff and we might overturn the nearest table.

How will death affect his mobility in the pocket?