Oh jeez. Mental health issues? Because that sounds unbalanced.

Wut.

Wins points for creativity, at least. Still, shut up, lady.

That’s so horrible. *gigantic internet hugs*

I’m calling your mother rude things in my head. Sorry not sorry.

It’s the 21st Century version of the Twinkie Defense.

I love that movie. It also terrified me, and condoms are required for entry into this Adventure ride.

Yeah, but they’re white men, and she’s a black woman, so how dare she not show gratitude and instead be all uppity, like she’s above it all. Or some racist, sexist shit like that, in all likelihood.

Look at Bill Clinton, casually leaning against that fence (?), pouring on the charm. Slick Willie’s still got it.

So, Prince Harry’s beard... I’m still not sure how I feel about that. I’m generally TeamBeard, but... I think he might look better with just some scruff.

That would be delicious and I would like that now, please.

Oh, yeah, my laptop is not a food replicator.

I wonder if deep-phobia lady is also allergic to crunchy, red, or both.

Yeah, but I also read thoughful, intelligent comments from 17-year-olds and think there might still be hope for us after all. So, I don’t know, maybe just a plague to take us down a peg, instead of total annihilation.

Any time someone seriously makes that argument, I have a sudden urge to stuff foxglove, poison sumac, and any number of other poisonous plants down their throat.

It’s also in fact dangerous. It’s quite easy to get infected (since it’s, you know, *rotting dead tissue*), and the bacteria can spread to the baby.

I knew this was going to be bad as soon as I saw “’aboriginal’ dance.” I was not disappointed. Hoo boy.

Given her age, she may have thought her lack of a period was due to menopause. And there are women of all ages who have extremely irregular periods (a friend of mine had a three-week cycle followed by a five-month cycle), so not having a period for months is their normal. And if she didn’t experience any other…

Oi!

The above article states she pled guilty to another assault charge back in 2011. In light of that, I’m guessing/hoping she damn well will be. She’s a mega-twunt.

That’s what I was thinking. C’mon, lady, you gotta follow through.