Average citizens, yes. Congress, no (even though they somehow get voted in by the average citizens).

Yep, they’d hunt down the rats on board, who would be trying to get into the food provisions. It’d also help stop the spread of disease.

Later on (late-19th and 20th centuries), ships’ dogs became more of a thing—during WWII, dogs could often hear incoming planes and shells before humans could detect them and warn…

“If I get wet, so help me Ceiling Cat, I am clawing your heart out.”

Well, he certainly wasn’t going to tuck the cat in his *pants*.

I love that Jennifer Connelly is talking about accepting aging and not erasing it from her face, and the magazine plasters “Best New Anti-Aging Beauty Ideas” on the same cover.

Yeah, they’re a bit self-congratulatory about it, and maybe that grand could have been used in a “better” way—donated to a homeless shelter or something. On the other hand, that delivery woman is working a probably minimum wage job with definitely shitty tips and is a much-hoped-for grand richer, so sure, good job,…

She’s a real fucking piece of work, isn’t she? I wonder how that $127k claim matches up with young Sean’s recent inheritance, because how the hell else would a kid personally have that kind of money?

Also the original Anthony in Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd (and the only one I’ve ever thought was any good). Not to mention John Wilkes Booth in Assassins.

WHOA.

I’m trying to figure out what “real fish” is. Have they honestly never come across battered and fried fish before? Had they never been to a diner, ever? So confused.

Ok, I’ve never been a huge Josh Groban fan, but this gif makes me want to wreck him in the most delightful way.

Rumble in the Grundle

I’m just glad it was a friend/roommate who screwed me over (for a relatively small sum) and taught me the hard, valuable lesson of: don’t lend people money (unless you’re okay with never seeing it again). Because, seriously, you will never see it again.

I’d rather not. Kim kan keep Kanye.

Sounds like a typical frat boy, really.

Huh. I thought he was part Latino, but also Native American and Asian. He has played Native characters on occasion, although certainly not as often as Latino roles, so that’s probably why I thought that (because, you know, Hollywood is so good about casting Native people in Native roles).

It’s your wedding, do whatever the hell you want.

Dear Subway franchisee: You cannot get HIV from food. You cannot get HIV from a toilet seat. You cannot get HIV from swimming in a pool. You cannot get HIV from shaking hands.

Hope you can sleep a little better tonight, you ignorant fuckstick.

*gasp* You mean, exactly like they should do with non-HIV infected people cutting themselves, per the most basic health code regulations?! Well, will wonders never cease.

Your gif game is strong.