Army intelligence, folks.

I took a look at KC’s menu, and while it’s certainly cheaper than most places in NYC or Boston, it’s not super-cheap ($8 cocktails, BBQ plates in the $12-23 range, salads mostly $8-12). Yeah, you can totally have a good time out for $25, but it doesn’t make that customer a “big spender” or especially valuable to the…

I just mentioned this in reply to someone else, but I’ll say it again (because I’m drunk and annoyed by Joyce): a $500 bill for a 20-person party is $25/person. That’s not a lot for dinner and drinks (you can just tell they all ordered side salads as entrees, can’t you?). I’m sure KC’s could easily get five groups of…

I read it as their entire bill came to $500, not that they had an actual $500 bill (who is that, anyway? Grant?). However, with a 20-person party, that comes out to $25 per person, so... y’all split a few apps, had a glass of wine, and ordered salads. Boo fucking hoo, KC’s is really going to miss your cheap-ass…

You, Sir Nicholas... you were a mensch. RIP.

I’m going to guess that Sheen is anti-vaccine just because Richards is pro-vaccine, and he’s that much of an asshole to play with his kids’ health just to get back at her.

Ditto. C’mon!

Wow, Dairy Queen Sundae/Milkshake Lady’s line of monogrammed thermoses must be *amazing.*

Indeed. The irony is thicker than Beijing smog.

I’ll chip in for gas and tolls!

The bride’s reaction can be summed up thusly:

A few years ago I was on a quest for new, simple button-up shirts I could wear to work. I’m busty, and a lot of stores—especially those fast-fashion ones geared to teens/young adults—tend not to have things that fit over larger chests. But surely Gap and BR, which built their foundations on classic work basics styles,…

On his knees, hands resting on his thighs, head bowed? Responding to her every comment with “Yes, o divine one?”

It’s like he’s winking at me, all the time. <3 <3 <3

A friend of mine has a one-eyed cat. He’s not dapper like this kitty, more of an adorable old pirate cat.

Really, she should be. She seems perfectly nice and loving to Charles and his family. All the Diana cultists need to let it go.

/says a former “Camilla, that WHORE” cultist; my excuse was that I was a stupid teenager when the divorce happened

I think you’re think of a HRH, which is accorded to close family members of the sovereign and sometimes their spouses (except in cases like Mark Phillips, who declined a title). According to Wikipedia (which is not always the soundest source, but I’ve found it’s accurate as far as royal titles are concerned), “Diana’s…

Really, they should just let her be called Princess of Wales, but whatevs.

Correction: Camilla is the Duchess of Cornwall, not Cambridge.

Uh, isn’t it a sin for two unmarried people to cohabit and have sex? Good job, “Christians.”

I love your dad. “I got mine. Peace out, kids.”