What she said! And please use it as much as possible. This Tebow phenomenon is making me stabby.

You know what's funny to me? At no point does Christ ever even mention homosexuality, but he has an entire sermon on not praying in public. He calls people who do hypocrites and basically fame whores and says you should go in your room and lock your door and pray in secret. But every day I open up my facebook to see…

I had my last two wisdom teeth pulled last Friday. No one told me about bone shards in my brain. Where's my vicodin?

I love rom coms! I love the terrible plots and contrived situations and I love watching people fall in love! I love getting shit-faced and making fun of bad rom coms and I love the actually good rom coms, plenty of which exist.

Look at all these gorgeous, talented women playing boring props for wacky boy-antics.

There is about a minute or two delay but that's all.

You have just ruined my work day. Seriously, I haven't done anything productive in over an hour.

The author says that princesses are not about beauty and passivity and then goes on to explain how Elizabeth used her virginity to get shit done, Victoria her motherliness, and Diana was super pretty. Mulan and Anastasia aside (who are respectively not a princess and not Disney), the princesses ultimate "power" is…

This isn't a chant, it's the button in a sketch about vaguely inappropriate sports cheers. 1, 2, 3, slur? What kind of lazy racism is that?

That is a very good point. Her lack of empathy might make her the perfect republican.

In addition to Buffy, Anya is also a Republican. You'd think an ancient revenge demon who has learned to love would be able to see through the money-mongering and concern trolling of the Republican party.

Are you me? We have the same statistics!

Maybe they have only ever seen kissing in Lady and the Tramp.

Can we all just agree that virginity isn't a thing anymore than never having been to Wyoming is a thing. Seriously. It's the new millennium. Can we stop using the status of joint-genitalia-proximity as a label?

Why are you guys even discussing race at all? Saying the word "race" is racist.

That's what I'll tell them! It's a gift!

It takes all of my strength not to Reply All to every email my grandmother sends me with a detailed rebuttal of why the new 28th Amendment idea is unequivocally stupid.

It would be shitty of me to send this to all of my family members with the subject line "Interesting" or "Food For Thought" like they send me Obama-might-be-the-Anti-Christ forwards, right?

Oh man. I always thought they had a nice relationship, like sure, he was "indifferent" but he also always stood by her and tried to do right by her. I actually think of myself as a Miss Piggy and my husband as a Kermit: he's confident and kind and soft spoken, but also with a fierce sense of justice. And he does not…

I don't know, you're giving a man that opened this movie by calling his ex a bitch a lot of credit. I guess it is never made clear to me that you are supposed to hate JGL (which I did in this movie, and it was really, really hard for me since no one in the world looks better in a vest) and I feel like the majority of…