Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

But my butthole is still an option, right?

Let’s all remember who called into a radio show on 9/11 to note that his building was now the tallest in NYC. NEVER FORGET.

Absolutely. And not just restrictions-by-choice — twice in my life I’ve ended up an expat in vastly different food cultures with no access to ingredients I was familiar with. Learning to ask a seller “What is this food item, please, and can you tell me how it’s best prepared?” did more for my cooking skills than the ye…

When I was easing into vegetarian cooking (I’m not veg, but I always hated vegetables and finally decided to learn how to cook them well) I was surprised to discover that Indian food is hella healthy, despite the gorgeous sauces. They’re the recipes I pull out whenever my MIL is dieting, and she refused to believe…

Last time I checked the Chinese aren't the ones who are all morbidly obese, so I have no idea why Americans think their food is "unclean."

And even then sometimes you can just eat around the “bad” parts. Signed—Someone who just last night scraped mold off a block of parm

The only “bad” food is food that has *gone* bad (i.e. rotten or moldy food).

I’m so sorry. My mom died a month ago after a furious battle with cancer (that involved many flights to Houston for the two of us). She was mainly worried about my dad, who is terribly ill with several types of lung disease and likely won’t live much longer.

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

I love cargo pants. They need to come back. Not the “skinny” kind either, because what the fuck is the point, but the actual bootcut kind, because give me all the pockets.

counterpoint: don’t!! we left these in the 90s and they need to stay there.

Shelter Cat Update!

“Unlimited power in the hands of limited people always leads to cruelty.”

“Mummy, you’ve destroyed my life! I shan’t speak to you ever again! Now....give me this week’s sack of money immediately!”

If you want the tea on that royal feud, Nicole Cliffe has you covered:

When my daughter was going through her 1D phase, she anointed Louis as her favorite. I shook my head, since Harry was CLEARLY the best Directioner. I told her as much, and she responded with the smug superiority of a 13 year-old.

This issue is NOT the dog’s fault, it is the owner’s fault and if it can’t be resolved neighbor to neighbor and calling the police doesn’t help, this is the result. People are inconsiderate assholes and most inconsiderate assholes have horrible animals that they don’t try to train and control. I happen to live next…

This story reminds me a lot of Jen and Sarah Hart, who were a white lesbian couple that adopted two sets of three black siblings each and paraded the six kids out in public as these progressive viral characters. They (Jen mostly) went to a lot of BLM and Bernie rallies and staged these “heartwarming” moments where…